Seil Chat

Oh what an inglorious thing to be

A hardworking downtrodden M.S.P.

This week who does my heart ache for

Cons.M.S.P.Sir Jamie McGrigor



Sir Jamie: paragon of virtue we`ll see

Had 9 points on his licence (12minus 3)

A t Lochearnhead in January should the facts be known

Did a sporty fourty- two in a 30 zone



He tabled a question a fair while ago

and as you and I do he wanted to know

What are we doing about road accident rates

in rural areas and country estates



He mentioned also in some vague sense

there`s no excuse for a speeding offence

This of course is plain to see

if its the likes of you and me



Three points more thats twelve my man

should be automatic- six month ban

Unless of course-- between you and me

you employ a lawyer and you`re an M.S.P:



If he lost his license or so it would seem

Constituents would suffer hardship in the extreme

his case was argued by his legal team

the resulting ban was not so extreme



Life on public transport can it be that hard

or did he play the medical card

I couldnt give the reason in law

the ban was cut from six months to four



So can we assume with all this in mind

The law is an Ass; or Justice is blind

No not to the likes of you and me

but blind daft and deaf if you`re an M.P



Look at life now from a different angle

Many expenses claims but no scandal;

A huge expense is an Edinborough flat

While you champion"" affordable living ""and that:



Oh what a glorious thing to be

Hardworking conservative M.S.P

Can not call him names it would not be right

but I`m MS Peed off--goodnight



TEDDY