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CROATIA WILL HAVE MY BACKING!!!!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 10:55 pm
by CHAVTASTIC
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:06 pm
by Kathy Bowles
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:44 pm
by Eric the Viking
Was anyone in the Woolpack tonight - to give us a full time "fat lip" count?
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:52 pm
by tinkerbell
i was far too scared to go anywhere near that place...just incase!
Poor England tho, they had kind of accepted the fact that their luck would get them through as usual.
Unlucky anyway!
Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:58 pm
by Eric the Viking
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 12:01 am
by tinkerbell
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 9:48 am
by novus ordo seclorum
I really think that some of my fellow countrymen need to take a long hard look at themselves and then go about removing the massive chips on their shoulders.
My sadness at Scotland's failure to qualify, yet again, for a major tournament is, in no way, lessened by England's loss last night. It is irrelevent to me what England do or do not do.
Those who revel in the disappointment felt by English residents of Seil over last nights result really do need to get a life. By the same token those who revel in the Scottish residents of Seil's disappointment at Scotlands defeat to Italy on Saturday also need to get a life.
In conclusion the so called Chavtastic character and the Moonraker character need to stop trying to divide our community.
NoS
Supporting Sweden next year
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 1:27 pm
by Henrietta Hedgehog
It seems that it is not just Seil Island that have
political/patriotic sniping going on judging by the following news flash....
Scotland Dies Laughing (most would have been dead within minutes)
Tributes are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death. The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone call and text messages went unanswered.
Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured North just after midnight only to find homes full of dead people gathered around still blaring TVS.
By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the wholecountry had suffered catastrophic abdominal rupture.
Wayne Hughes a special constable from Northumberland said 'we went into one house in Dunbar and found 3 men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace' He added in a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees.
'It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the TV when he keeled over'
Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton said 'I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm. He was already laughing when I answered the phone, butafter about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went silent.'
Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England Border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 2:53 pm
by novus ordo seclorum
So Henrietta squeel lika hog, what exactly was this killer TV programme you refer to?
Not The Krankies Christmas Special by any chance?
Probably the most amusing thing to come out of our country since Ally McLeod.
Leave the English alone, we share Seil with them and many other nationalities, all of whom are equally entitled to our Highland hospitality and sense of equality. People like you just make them feel unwelcome and resentful/pitying towards us.
NoS
Not on the march with Ally's army.
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 3:40 pm
by CHAVTASTIC
well..... you gotta give as good as u get!
were u in the wooly the night of the world cup final shenanigans novus??
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 4:27 pm
by novus ordo seclorum
No I wasn't chavman but know a few who were......it was they who told me that the fat-lip incident was preceded by a welshie and a few Scots winding up the English who were, quite legitimately, supporting their country................ I don't drink in the Woolpack, not because I'm anti English (which I'm not) but because I prefer the TnT. and have done ever since the Inshaig closed. There are a couple of Nats who drink (copiously) in the TnT but they are tolerated.
NoS
Thinking of turning Japanese
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 5:38 pm
by Eric the Viking
I didn't know . . .
Posted: Thu Nov 22, 2007 6:11 pm
by Seil Blubber
Missed that one when it came out, but it's a catchy little number.
If the meaing still eludes anyone there's an article on Wikipedia here
HERE
Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 3:56 pm
by longshanks
Me too