It seems that it is not just Seil Island that have

political/patriotic sniping going on judging by the following news flash....
Scotland Dies Laughing (most would have been dead within minutes)
Tributes are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death. The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone call and text messages went unanswered.
Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured North just after midnight only to find homes full of dead people gathered around still blaring TVS.
By dawn, as RAF helicopters flew over deserted city streets, it was clear that the wholecountry had suffered catastrophic abdominal rupture.
Wayne Hughes a special constable from Northumberland said 'we went into one house in Dunbar and found 3 men sitting on the sofa with huge smiles on their faces, still holding cans of 70 shilling. They seemed to be at peace' He added in a house near Edinburgh we found a man face down on the living room floor with his trousers and pants round his knees.
'It seems he may have been showing his bare buttocks to the TV when he keeled over'
Roy Hobbs, a civil engineer from Northampton said 'I got a call from my friend Ian in Stirling at about 9.50pm. He was already laughing when I answered the phone, butafter about 25 minutes of the most vigorous and uncontrollable hilarity, everything suddenly went silent.'
Moving tributes are already being placed along the Scotland-England Border with many mourners opting to leave a simple bag of chips or a deep fried bunch of flowers.
I can be a little prickly sometimes....