The Deniers' Song

[nobody]

The Deniers' Song

Three nine zero parts per million
What on Earth’s the harm in that?
Climate’s driven by the sun
Cosmic rays are where it’s at.

Global warming propaganda
Warmists on the gravy train
Lying snouting hypocrites
Fly to Cancun on the plane.

Wasn’t that last Winter cold?
Chuck the broken hockey stick!
FOI them, Telegraph it,
Hiding decline with their trick.

Gore’s a carbon billionaire
Climate changes all the time;
Four by fours killed dinosaurs?
You should be in pantomime.

Turbine nonsense solar panels
Telling me to take the bus
I can see your central heating
You’re no better than all us.

Don’t show me your graphs and figures
No upward trend this past ten years!
Cannot hear you, cannot hear you
Fingers stuck in both my ears.

[jimcee]

Just one thing -while finding it a bit difficult to follow, surely it should be Denyer's song - Denier is a measure of how sheer a pair if nylon hose is - and not the garden watering or firemen's accessory.