One engaged,one a mistress,but with her the trio ends
For dear reader now's the time to allay all your fears
She herself had been married more than twenty years
They chatted about relationships and how to amaze their men
By wearing black lingerie heels and a mask
Each was to go back complete just one task
Then compare notes when they met again
The engaged one explained what had come to pass
When the boyfriend came to the door
She was wearing black leather stilettos and mask
His jaw at first dropped and he said
Your the girl of my dreams how I love you my lass
Let me get you into that bed
and worrying not about leather or thong
They made love the whole night long
The mistress then spoke and said simply this
I met my lover in his office
Wearing heels mask and bodice
Apart from that on a practical note
to get to the office she wore a rain coat
When she opened the coat he said not a word
But all through the night loud noises were heard
What of the wife
Our old married man reacted as only a husband can
when he came home late from work
But in a way that made our housewife go berserk
As soon as he came through the door he then saw
The full outfit stilettos the stockings the mask
Said" what's for dinner Batman"-then laughed.
TEDDY
