What are we going to do tonight
No phone reception, laptops broke
The tellys all in Spanish and
its gone up in smoke.
Hotel entertainment thats beyond a joke
a pack of cards and a skipping rope.
If you cant find a partner as they say
You can hang yourself another day
Today lets see whats going down
Enjoy the high life of the town
Theres loads of cafes we cant eat
because the lingo we dont speak
The other places here today
we cant get into anyway
unless of course we say were gay
then anything will be okay
Theres british TV in all bars
the musics far too loud
the karaokes really bad
dont the expats make you proud.
Tommorrow we will catch the sun
tonight were out and having fun
a few drinks and well move along
a couple more break into song
or yet become a lager lout and come home with the dawn.
And so we lay beside the pool
12-4 will be quite cool
no sun block my skin to keep
i lay down tired and quickly sleep
then of couse you guessed the rest
I look like a prawn in a red string vest
So off to casuality only to learn
E One elevens more important than the burn.
oh yes we can treat you we treat many morons
but wont do a thing till weve seen your insurance
back to the hotel treated but sore
advice by el doctor-- senor stay indoors
which you do for some days feeling tender at first
then feeling better succumb to your thirst
the companys boring things cant get much worse.
So you went to the irish bar just for the craic
and at six in the morning you weave your way back
no time for a shower
for in just one hour
youll be at the airport and on your way back.
Somehow you checked in although you were wrecked
in good time all the bags dissapear
and through to the lounge you may dash
between you and me spend up in duty free
then on to the U K without any cash
Arrive in the fog or the frost or the rain
they lost your baggage yet again
on that insurance you cannot claim
But next year well all see the light
And go back again on our holiday right!!!!!!!!!
TEDDY
Nice one again, Teddy. 
cheers Teddy!