This is great news! Well, I suppose it's not exactly NEWS now, but I'm a bit slow on the uptake. Speaking of which, I've got a "Pennies for Pounds" jar and don't know who to give my millions to.
Whoah! My first ever begging letter!
Sorry Bob, but by the time I've paid for the container to put it all in, the private jet to fly it over, the troop of security heavies to guard it, and the customs clearance, there won't be much of it left. You know how it is ...