vegetarians are to blame;
when we talk of greenhouse gasses
let us all be fair
some is scientific fact,the rest is just hot air;
I could make their lives complete
just by never eating meat:
giving up on pork and ham
beef and goat or shank of lamb;
But that would not the problem cure
theres more to this,of course i`m sure:
Foeget fossil fuels ---bear this in mind
Not all carbon emissions are blown in the wind;
Now here is a thought that could send you to sleep
How much methane from millions of sheep??
another thing too as it go`s
how much from 80 million cows??
And who really gives two figs
if wind emits from farm bred pigs!!
But without beef sheep and pork
how would feeding people work?
Great evidence has come to pass
damage done by creatures eating grass;
perhaps although I cant be sure
I may propose this as a cure:
If methane problems can`t be beat
We`ll all return to eating meat;
At least for myself i pledge
return to roast beef and two veg:
TEDDY
