Seil Chat

Santa having no credentials

couldn`t get a modern job;

He wasn`t qualified at all

so Social Service came to call:



Reguardless of his good intent

The fact he`d done the job for years;

Meant not a jot to Annie Ross

3rd assistant to the council boss:



She thought that maybe a man in a red coat

Who was loved long ago for a while;

Well does there lurk behind the whiskers

god forbid a paedophile??:



Annie well she took no chances

council jobsworths never do;

As Santa never took her fancy

She gave him the sack --its true:



We have a problem with this grinch

council employees dont give an inch;

Will she be censored not one bit

Politically correct;Miserable git:



So in this life things seem to go

The PC gang as all of us know;

Many a pleasure in life as we see

Is now confined to history:



Rebellion now ,all people must rise

Open our minds and open our eyes:

Bring sanity back to our lives once more

Show political correctness the door:

TEDDY