The full english breakfast he put away
egg sausage black pudding and toast
Add mushrooms beans bacon tomatos they say
your sure to enjoy it the most:
He`d sixteen years of smoking at up to sixty a day
drinks all he wants. no excercise.Surely he will have to pay
Truly it`s tragic think what he did
but he`ll not live to 90 like great uncle Syd:
As he built up the stress, his lifestyle was a mess.
for his problems there was no cure;
blood pressures a mess,both booze and stress
Drank to relax,and--"built a better heart attack"
It was sure something special back out with the lads
following all the latest of fads
but the cardiacs calling, the prospects appalling
With food again, resumed the action ,
Finally---- followed by a huge infarction:
He gets grumpy as hes fading fast
his next attack will be his last:
No spouting spurious medical myths
How did it all end up like this.????
Teddy
