lets lighten the mood/how would you do it

[khartoumteddy]

THE WAY TO ACHEIVE INNER PEACE

The way to acheive inner peace is to finish all the things you started
I Looked around the house and have found all the things i had started
so before work I finished them
A bottle of Bacardi,A carafe of red wine;a flask of Jim Beam
Wifes Prozac and some Vallium
A small box of chocolates
2 litres Cider 1/2 can of fosters
A Large reefer and a pound of cheese.


YoU HaVe No IdEa hOw GOod I FeEl TEDDY

[Eric the Viking]

You should sleep well tonight - but careful all that cheese doesn't give you nightmares