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new language for modern times
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:24 pm
by khartoumteddy
Anyone any firther examples I`ll start the ball rolling.
A Greyhound Skirt --------------one inch behind the hare.
but lets see some new ones.preferably Scots
Teddy :lol:
Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:41 pm
by Pentlandpirate
Would you say that being in exile has improved your outlook on life?
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:08 pm
by khartoumteddy
Yes Living abroad enlarges the will to enjoy life not necessarily the brain
never had mutch to begin with.
todays word
Aeroplane- blonde
"Bleached or dyed hair yet retaining the original black box"
sorry mr moderator!
Teddy
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:13 pm
by Pentlandpirate
Are you a teacher?
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:19 pm
by khartoumteddy
whatever gave you that idea?.just a slow learner!
Posted: Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:36 pm
by Pentlandpirate
A Greyhound Skirt..................one inch behind the hare
Aeroplane- blonde..................Bleached or dyed hair yet retaining the original black box
Yes, OK, I think I can guess what an aeroplane skirt will be before you tell us.
Have you found anything else to do on Coll?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:07 pm
by khartoumteddy
On Coll nothing.
Next word
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms about and talking cobblers
Teddy
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:03 pm
by Eric the Viking
How's about 'mouse arrest' - the act of being excluded from the family computer. eg. khartoumteddy was place under mouse arrest for constantly contributing dross
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:10 pm
by Pentlandpirate
TESTICULATING: Waving your arms about and talking cobblers
Balls
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:03 pm
by Eric the Viking
PP - My reliable sources tell me that on a recent trip to Seil that you have been asking female members of the local community if their husbands are crossdressers?
Any truth in this? ....and do you share a similar interest?
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:43 pm
by Pentlandpirate
Hey Erik,
My Milorg partner..........you give too much away. The ladies clothes are a good disguise but your stubble and my moustache require us to be careful. Fortunately the locals are not too observant and it is not too unusual for native females to bear similar facial hair. It's my undercover activities I enjoy, the danger of discovery, the thrill of the chase. The wearing of women's clothes I just do out of necessity and dedication to duty.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:10 pm
by Jones
Er, I cross dress - I've found similar folk on Seil. Anything wrong with that? If visitors wish to join in that's fine - let me know when you're next back Pentland.
Posted: Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:12 pm
by khartoumteddy
SorryEric not into assmosis either
1.the process by which lesser mortals seem to acheive advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than by working hard.
or
2.talking out of same
Teddy
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:20 am
by Concise Oxford
Back to the title of this thread:
My mobile's with Orange. I can buy an orange Blackberry. I can surf Amazon and buy books.
Mordern or confusing language?
Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:21 pm
by khartoumteddy
What no career then innit.or in it
[b] and you cant have a gay day anymore
sorry lifes a beech
teddy
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Posted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:40 pm
by longshanks
TOSSER = Highland treehugger
language for modern times
Posted: Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:19 am
by khartoumteddy
FUJIAR
as in > I care not for thy predicament jacob for i am squarely placed
A local government standard.