Seil Chat

We haven't heard from Spiderman in a long time? Hopefully the green goblins haven't got to him too!!!

Seil Harbour seems to have migrated too !!??

...and Timbo ......and Rubber Ducky.....

....and Grassman !

D'you think they're all having a private party that we're not invited to?

Hibernating

Maybe they've discovered there's more to life out there!

wish they'd fill me in on it!!!!

Hey Tinky - There's got to be something a bit iffy in your fairy dust to have you posting at 4 am - R U sure it's entirely legal ?

Don't know about the rest but I believe Harbour seal was resting on his favourite haul out beach, having dined on a fine meal of the laird's salmon when he was kidnapped by insidious marine biologists, put on a rendition RIB and and now lies languishing in a undesize tank in the Sea Life Centre at Barcaldine.

....oh for goodness sake!!

Ever read about the grandmother that died alone in a flat and wasn't discovered until 6 months later when neighbours complained to the local authority about the smell, and the flies and the mountain of junk mail at the door?

Where is Spiderman? Call ourselves a Community. Who's looking out for him? Who cares about him? His last post was Fri Sep 28, 2007 9:35 pm, with the comment, "Aye Right! "

Is this the last defiant response from a once vibrant member of our community to his neighbours, people he considered friends, who have proven how much they care by allowing him to fade from life, without comment, for more than one month.

Wake up you lot: let's find Spidey before it is too late! (He may have been on a dangerous mission, and on is own, has become trapped and for once in his life needs our help!).

If this is a true community let's prove it with action to find our lost hero!

....or maybe he's just in the huff ??

Maybe he got a s ex change and is now Spiderwoman!

P.s. you try writing sex, I mean s ex

Yes, it's ridiculous in this day and age when you can't write words like spam , spam, spam, I mean s ex, spam, spam and spam.

I even heard them say on the BBC no less, " You spam spam"

Why does it prevent you printing words like s ex but not twit and cant?

NICK !!!!!!

Sorry Sally. I didn't think it would allow that to come out...however briefly! I was just testing the system! Besides it was after the watershed, and checking your profile, you are normally in bed before that time! What are you doing up so late? Or are you unnaturally alive late on halloween?

Any how let's get back to the SERIOUS business of finding Spidey!

Maybe he's met Mary Jane (no puns) and is very happy (again no puns!). How romantic

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Another stalwart of the forum gone missing - Nonny hasn't posted for nearly three weeks either.

Do you think she and Spidey have run off together?

- NickB

Yoo hoo, it's me! Really touched that you missed me! It's been a helluva busy month though. First, I had to save Mary Jane from the California fires - she was in holiday over there staying at our friend Mel Gibson's place (I had previously advised him on how to play Braveheart). I discovered that, dangling on my web from the wing tips of the water-dumper planes, we could aim better. Mind you, it was quite a soggy experience but we're used to that on Seil.

Then my hero, King Alex of Scotland, commissioned me to give him some advice and do a few wee missions around the country to make sure the opposition parties look silly. Didn't I do well?! Also to go over to Italy and kybosh the Italian football team's preparations.

Now I'm back on sunny Seil, I'm horrified to find that the Green Goblin and his men have extended their underworld empire even further along our roads and are planning an even bigger hit next year.

Reading your blogs for the past month suggests you're all as daft as ever so look out for the return of some sanity, including more pleas for a mobile phone signal and more venom against those bloggers who insult our intelligence too much etc.

By the way, for the sake of Mary Jane, I resent your speculation about me and Nonny but I do share the concern about her whereabouts. I'll have a quick fly round the island when the rain goes off. Maybe she's stuck in a goblin trap hole. Nonny, are you there......?

Anyway, close this string - Spidey's back in town! KAAAPPPOOOOOOWW!!

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