Seil Chat

Hej Cod Piss

why yous not knows that it's winning the wars what countses not winning the odd bits of rapings and pillagingses? ...and wes knows that yous northern numpties dosent ever does well in wars............

hej crazzy Cod Piss yous live in numptyloonyland and writes pieces of codswallops

Like we vikings said before - you can keep Largs .........

Whats it got going for it anyway ....Overpriced Ice cream, .'the peencil' and streets full of 'doon-the-wattur' weegies swiggin buckie.

(that's glas weegies not nor weegies)

Hej, ladyboy Erik, yous is maybe porpoisefully mizzing the

mane point...

we were oanly saying that yous isn't very good at winnings

wars........remember? Have yous ever wons any?

Yous Vikings have sailded all over Europes in your wee roawing boatses

but you overcomeded nobodies and yous only left northern numptyland

beacuse yous weather is so bluddy awful

Anieways Largs is jsut Oban on Klide

And whot dids Norway ever doeses for plannet earth, apprt froms fishings

and neerly makings haevie watters?

You british tommies weren't so good at Narvik ...

And I'm short of an uncle because of your botched war efforts on Lepsoy!

Hej, now yous vikings iz just lookin's for sympathy - we Skotz all losted fammilies but we wunzes.....AND we haves dunz mores for the wurld in inventionses than yous can ever dreems off.......so quits annoying uz with all yours boolshits and go awyas and troment youses own peeples...

KAPOOOOW!

Aye right!

Aye right

What is this?????

We vikings are trying very hard to learn your language - which is essentially anglo-frisian in origin ( Angles and Saxons) with a bit thrown in from us vikings from Jutland - added to that it was begged, borrowed and stolen from all the other peoples that had settled and conquered you vis: Goths, Vandals, Romans, Latin, Celts, Picts, Bretons with pinched bits of Greek too.................................and today "Oh my God" is sooooooooooo....influenced by airhead California valley girls.

...but when do two positives make an negative???

I actually think you lot are totally loopy and have definitely lost the plot!

[quote="Cod piece"]
we skandinavians is much sexy

we eats fish salades good food for make sexy body


and is ur avatar a photo of yourself??????(a perfectly good example of sexy scandinavians!)

You truly are handsome, CP. I'm surprised you haven't been snapped up by some unsuspecting Scottish lady years ago

im sure if u were a regular in the T&T or the Woolpack youd get plenty of attention Cod.....

Perhaps you should make an appearance on the Island, bound to get some tongues wagging and plenty of us ladies drooling (oh and its seil, im sure you're not too much for these particular ladys!!!!)


(and Cod Piece)