this is due to delays" the announcement begun
The weathers freaky the environment fine
the winds too strong or theres leaves on the line
incredible this much i know but not as weird as the wrong kind of snow
a dislexic driver won discrimination claim
couldn`t read the timetable,yet still a train could aim.
yes he won his damages they paid him up front
never should have called him incompetunt.
Directors of network rail ,it is sure
shared £400,000 in 2004
This bonus was given (so good at the time)
Even though punctuality declined
To improve punctuality,we changed facts in reality
re-defining punctuality is fine;
We now include those that don't arrive on time
So should you wish to book a railway journey
and through human error,or computer glitch then fail
It makes no difference,right or wrong, don't phone your attorney
As if you read their rule book----- it is [b][b]never[/b][/b] British Rail
Now the channel tunnell`s in a mess
it`s all the fault of Immigrants I guess
Teddy
