couldn`t get a modern job;
He wasn`t qualified at all
so Social Service came to call:
Reguardless of his good intent
The fact he`d done the job for years;
Meant not a jot to Annie Ross
3rd assistant to the council boss:
She thought that maybe a man in a red coat
Who was loved long ago for a while;
Well does there lurk behind the whiskers
god forbid a paedophile??:
Annie well she took no chances
council jobsworths never do;
As Santa never took her fancy
She gave him the sack --its true:
We have a problem with this grinch
council employees dont give an inch;
Will she be censored not one bit
Politically correct;Miserable git:
So in this life things seem to go
The PC gang as all of us know;
Many a pleasure in life as we see
Is now confined to history:
Rebellion now ,all people must rise
Open our minds and open our eyes:
Bring sanity back to our lives once more
Show political correctness the door:
TEDDY
