A marketing man in Pakistan
Told Reuters news about a bomb
That shook his office and aplomb
‘Body parts flew through the air
And landed inside, over there
Oh God, the sh*t has hit the fan’
A Taliban in Pakistan
Said ‘Jihad is an obligation -
We will bomb your TV stations
Offices and public spaces
Until we have removed all traces
Of the Unbelievers’ plan’
A military man in Pakistan
Said ‘We can clean up our own nest
And would prefer it if the West
Did not send the bombing drones
And dealt with troubles nearer home –
We’ll defeat the Taliban’
An anchor man in Pakistan
Told his audience ‘bout the nukes
And flashed up snaps that made them puke
Wrapped it up real nice and tight
Then wished them all sincere goodnight
And passed them to the weather man.
