and showed to me your brand new dress
I think it`s stunning ,well it should be
Three thousand pounds more or less.
Of course it couldn`t stand alone
for that your far too wise
One has to go to more boutiques
and then accessorise.
For shoes of course its Jimmy Choo
Though who he is I`ve not a clue.
Then of course a brand new clutch
By Givenchy or some sutch
Gloves by Balmain ,Hat by Jaques
And then a Burberry over that
Diamonds by Henri and of course it follers
Watch by Cartier at several hundred dollars.
Last year you went to Harley Street
To make your image more complete.
You had a" nip and tuck" the best
And changed the sizes of your breast.
Your nose is now a different shape
Yet sits there in a strangers face
But when all is said and done
You now look 29 not Thirty one.
My precious one to top all that
Hair by Terry Crozeat
The artiste who does fashion hair
Salon and mansion in Mayfair
Hair jewellery by Garrards
how you look a stunning sight
Then meet the girls at Claridges
and go out for the night
To Nice or to Barbados
or St.Tropez you will go
and I`ll see you in the morning
or perhaps a day or so.
Your The Fashionista darling
Keep up with all the fads
I`m off down pub with Whippet
Then to football with the lads.
If youd ever stopped to ask me
When all is said and done.
When you come home , house will be here
But dog and husband be gone
Youll ask me why I`ve gone away
I will reply of course
I cant afford to keep you dear
Theres no cash left for a divorce.
although I used to earn a mint
You spent it all, so now i`m skint
TEDDY
This is my favourite one so far Teddy, excellent!