Nuisance Biker!

[El Nombre]

Am I the only Seil resident outraged by the antics of the Island's mystery motorcyclist. Frequently, especially now summer is here, my days at home are disrupted by the unwelcome roar of of his off road bike before he dissapears at insanely high speeds before I can give him a talking to! He apparently rides uninsured and it is questionable whether the vehicle is even road worthy (a danger to traffic i think you'll agree). On the rare occasions when i have caught a glimpse of this 'Ghost rider' I have noticed him riding without a helmet, revealing an unshaven, weathered yet attractive face with a wild mane of auburn hair, kissed with gold, and sometimes with a passenger precariously balanced on the pillion. This is far from the sort of behaviour our comunity expects from it's adolescent members.

I call for this delinquent to be found out and reported to the police, that is if he has not the courage to reveal himself.

[khartoumteddy]

Is this Mona Lotts hoped for pizza delivery service
A petrol pump attendant searching for a 4x4 driver
Someone searching for a hiding place for bodies
Another wind up for Nick B
Or a government recce mission for a nuclear waste Dump.

SPIDERMAN to The Rescue

Teddy

[Seventhseil]

yes I have seen the wee spambag.....comes from easdale island i believe.......non road legal motorcycle.....hangs about at my uncles house a lot too.

[Minimum]

I call for El Nombre to report them to the police. Why should someone else do it?

[spiderman]

I've never seen this particular goblin but, when I do, I'll wrap him up with impact webbing and fling him into the nearest Balfour Beattie excavation! KAPPPOOOOOOOW! Seil is safe with me!

[canUsmellthat]

I thought I knew who you were talking about to untill I read "wild mane of auburn hair, kissed with gold, ", so it's certainly not the person I had in mind.


The other "Nuisance Biker!" pulls out of Seaview and I've seen him turn into Balvicar stores. His bike is very loud and annoying, does anyone know this person???

[moonraker]

auburn hair kissed with gold
thats the prawn dude dying his hair again

[joker]

The other "Nuisance Biker!" pulls out of Seaview and I've seen him turn into Balvicar stores. His bike is very loud and annoying, does anyone know this person???

If you think that's loud canusmellthat you must have very thin walls in your shed.

[El Nombre]

I think this rascal will need to be apprehended and I'm not sure the Police will have the means to do this. Perhaps we Islanders need to take matters into our own hands. I was thinking something along the lines of some strategically placed razor wire which could decapitate the bastard. Any other suggestions??

[joker]

I thought we live in a civilised country...
I have a great idea for you El nombre, get yourself a pair of good ear plugs.

[Minimum]

...or just report him to the police.

I can't see what your problem is, El Nombre. If he is behaving illegally then the police will deal with it, if not, then leave the guy alone.

[khartoumteddy]

Report him to the Polis
anyone seen any lately outside of the usual Jam Sandwich.

Rarer than Hens Teeth these guys.

Anyway 50kg Fishing Line is less Traceable

Teddy

[ultraman]

I saw the scoundrel a couple of days ago! Is this an island man? stirring up trouble in our quiet community! When I wake up the mornings I expect to hear the joyful singing of birds, the mellow baaing of a sheep and perhaps a slight rustle of leaves.. NOT the noise of this scalawag playing havoc on our serene roads. I say we join forces to sort this problem out once and for all! In a community like ours we can not relay on outsiders to handle the problem! Whos with me?