new language for modern times

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:24 pm

Anyone any firther examples I`ll start the ball rolling.

A Greyhound Skirt --------------one inch behind the hare.

but lets see some new ones.preferably Scots

Teddy :lol:

Pentlandpirate · Post by **Pentlandpirate** » Mon Apr 07, 2008 9:41 pm

Would you say that being in exile has improved your outlook on life?

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:08 pm

Yes Living abroad enlarges the will to enjoy life not necessarily the brain
never had mutch to begin with.

todays word

Aeroplane- blonde

"Bleached or dyed hair yet retaining the original black box"

sorry mr moderator!

Teddy

Pentlandpirate · Post by **Pentlandpirate** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:13 pm

Are you a teacher?

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:19 pm

whatever gave you that idea?.just a slow learner!

Pentlandpirate · Post by **Pentlandpirate** » Tue Apr 08, 2008 10:36 pm

A Greyhound Skirt..................one inch behind the hare

Aeroplane- blonde..................Bleached or dyed hair yet retaining the original black box

Yes, OK, I think I can guess what an aeroplane skirt will be before you tell us.

Have you found anything else to do on Coll?

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:07 pm

On Coll nothing.

Next word

TESTICULATING: Waving your arms about and talking cobblers

Teddy

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:03 pm

How's about 'mouse arrest' - the act of being excluded from the family computer. eg. khartoumteddy was place under mouse arrest for constantly contributing dross

Pentlandpirate · Post by **Pentlandpirate** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 5:10 pm

TESTICULATING: Waving your arms about and talking cobblers

Balls

Eric the Viking · Post by **Eric the Viking** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 6:03 pm

PP - My reliable sources tell me that on a recent trip to Seil that you have been asking female members of the local community if their husbands are crossdressers?

Any truth in this? ....and do you share a similar interest?

Pentlandpirate · Post by **Pentlandpirate** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 8:43 pm

Hey Erik,

My Milorg partner..........you give too much away. The ladies clothes are a good disguise but your stubble and my moustache require us to be careful. Fortunately the locals are not too observant and it is not too unusual for native females to bear similar facial hair. It's my undercover activities I enjoy, the danger of discovery, the thrill of the chase. The wearing of women's clothes I just do out of necessity and dedication to duty.

Jones · Post by **Jones** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:10 pm

Er, I cross dress - I've found similar folk on Seil. Anything wrong with that? If visitors wish to join in that's fine - let me know when you're next back Pentland.

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Thu Apr 10, 2008 9:12 pm

SorryEric not into assmosis either

1.the process by which lesser mortals seem to acheive advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than by working hard.

or
2.talking out of same

Teddy

Concise Oxford · Post by **Concise Oxford** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:20 am

Back to the title of this thread:

My mobile's with Orange. I can buy an orange Blackberry. I can surf Amazon and buy books.

Mordern or confusing language?

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Fri Apr 11, 2008 11:21 pm

What no career then innit.or in it

[b] and you cant have a gay day anymore

sorry lifes a beech

teddy

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longshanks · Post by **longshanks** » Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:40 pm

TOSSER = Highland treehugger

khartoumteddy · Post by **khartoumteddy** » Wed Apr 16, 2008 11:19 am

FUJIAR

as in > I care not for thy predicament jacob for i am squarely placed
A local government standard.

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