Why don't you arrange an Up Helly Aa on Seil, an Up Seilly Aa, Erik/Erica? - it always looks good on TV. I've got a spare Viking helmet and some garden rubbish so am ready to burn! Looking at Wikipedia, it seems that you're the perfect guy/gal to organise it - "Due to the often flamboyant costumes and the large quantity of males dressing up as females, it has earned the joke name 'Transvestite Tuesday'." [/i]
Erik, my boy, I mentioned yesterday that Wikipedia buys a lot of its stuff from me - that's why I'm here on-line so much - it brings in the money between superspiderhero missions......working from home is also trendy, ja, so says Pa Broon?
My Viking helmet is superhero size so no problems there. But there's clearly something funny about yours - it looks like your eyes are crossed and too close together. Is the helmet too tight or is someone squeezing you somewhere?
Foolish Icelander, there has been a miracle on Seil recently - I have been fighting the Green Goblin and his Water men here day and night for months and have managed to save the island from disappearing down a massive network of holes. All we lost was 1 dog. I don't expect gratitude but do expect you at least to have noticed. KAAPPOOOOW!
Spiderman's no cissy. Ask Mary Jane. Ask the Green Goblin. And the kit, with its toxic-stingers and web-shooters, ain't cissy either - beats a horny hat and a fur skirt any day....
Why don't you arrange an Up Helly Aa on Seil, an Up Seilly Aa, Erik/Erica? - it always looks good on TV. I've got a spare Viking helmet and some garden rubbish so am ready to burn! Looking at Wikipedia, it seems that you're the perfect guy/gal to organise it - "Due to the often flamboyant costumes and the large quantity of males dressing up as females, it has earned the joke name 'Transvestite Tuesday'." 
