Bonfire

[spiderman]

Why don't you arrange an Up Helly Aa on Seil, an Up Seilly Aa, Erik/Erica? - it always looks good on TV. I've got a spare Viking helmet and some garden rubbish so am ready to burn! Looking at Wikipedia, it seems that you're the perfect guy/gal to organise it - "Due to the often flamboyant costumes and the large quantity of males dressing up as females, it has earned the joke name 'Transvestite Tuesday'." [/i]

[Eric the Viking]

For a superhero you really spend too much time on Wickipedia...Ja?

I'm quite happy to be the Jarl for the first year -but we'd need another eleven males for the Jarls squad......any suggestions.?

And then it's the guizers who, funnily enough, do the guizing..........(dressing up) - sorry to correct you there spidey boy.

You're welcome to bring your helmet - will it fit over your gimp mask?

[spiderman]

Erik, my boy, I mentioned yesterday that Wikipedia buys a lot of its stuff from me - that's why I'm here on-line so much - it brings in the money between superspiderhero missions......working from home is also trendy, ja, so says Pa Broon?

My Viking helmet is superhero size so no problems there. But there's clearly something funny about yours - it looks like your eyes are crossed and too close together. Is the helmet too tight or is someone squeezing you somewhere?

[spiderman]

Is it horny?

[spiderman]

Fardu i rassgat

Foolish Icelander, there has been a miracle on Seil recently - I have been fighting the Green Goblin and his Water men here day and night for months and have managed to save the island from disappearing down a massive network of holes. All we lost was 1 dog. I don't expect gratitude but do expect you at least to have noticed. KAAPPOOOOW!

Spiderman's no cissy. Ask Mary Jane. Ask the Green Goblin. And the kit, with its toxic-stingers and web-shooters, ain't cissy either - beats a horny hat and a fur skirt any day....

[Eric the Viking]

Hej - Spandexpants

I Eric have made the efforts to speak in your language - which gives Nick B the chance to edit out any unsuitable sweariness on my part.

However you swearing in Scandinavian joust to offend the viking element is not big, and it's not clever

Morra di svetter lite til å være så feit

[spiderman]

Lighten up, Erik; you Vikings turn out to be sensitive flowers then