Nonsensical Ditty

[jimcee]

Many of you may remember the ditty -

"There was a man called Michael Finnigan
who grew whiskers on his chinnigan]
the wind came out and blew them in again
Poor old Michael Finnigan"

Here is an up to date version -

" There is a man called Nigel Farage
he runs UKIP from his garage
with ample space for his entourage
something one might disparage
poor old Nigel Farage.