Recent housebreaking on seil

Keshet · Post by **Keshet** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 11:32 pm

Glad to see the police may have identified the sneak thief

- is an arrest imminent - actually bit concerned that we seem to have this nasty element entering our haven. Have we become complacent or is it just a sign of the times...

What can be done?

spiderman · Post by **spiderman** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:37 pm

Don't be afraid, Keshie, I'm back on Seil and will sort the evil ones out...

KAPPOW!

harbourseal · Post by **harbourseal** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:15 pm

Aye...Aye Spidee.....Saw you were back when I picked up the Oban Times this week.
Tell me then........coz I'm intrigued to know.....How exactly will leaping about in a skin tight spandex gimp suit defeat the forces of darkness that are currently pervading this fair isle

spiderman · Post by **spiderman** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 7:29 pm

Spandex, my backside - this gear is "spider silk" and imitates carbon nanotubes. Anyway, with the ability to cling to walls, superhuman strength, a sixth sense ("spider-sense") that alerts me to danger, perfect balance and equilibrium, as well as superhuman speed and agility, it should be a dawdle keeping Seil safe. If not, I'll call in my mates, Batman, Robin and the T & T mafia.

KA-BOOM!!

harbourseal · Post by **harbourseal** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 8:34 pm

But why the gimp mask?

Keshet · Post by **Keshet** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 9:53 pm

Phew, what a relief Spidey's back... I can sleep safe at night now ---- unless........ an arachnid that climbs walls

and what about the gimp mask - harbourseal may have a point!!!! Sorry, spidey no offence intended... I am sure the crime rate on our fair-isle will drop to the odd carton of milk going missing from one's doorstep again..

Seriously, are we just going to sit back and wait until some other unsuspecting body is 'sneak thieved upon' again.

Where is the local bobby - haven't seen him on the beat recently...

EnglishLocal · Post by **EnglishLocal** » Sun Aug 12, 2007 10:52 pm

Yea spiderman please answer the why the gimp mask?

Bugfreik · Post by **Bugfreik** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 12:33 am

'Spandex, my backside - this gear is "spider silk" and imitates carbon nanotubes'

Good lord, i think i'd rather have the housebreaker....

spiderman · Post by **spiderman** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:36 am

With a name like bugfreik, I'd expect a bit more warmth towards a spiderman

Bugfreik · Post by **Bugfreik** » Mon Aug 13, 2007 9:51 am

Oh, I have anti-sticky stuff on my feet so I think I'm safe.

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