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by joker
Tue Apr 06, 2010 10:35 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Buy buy American Pie
Replies: 4
Views: 4501

Re: Buy buy American Pie

USA - Leaders in human rights.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=5rXPrfnU3G0
by joker
Mon Nov 17, 2008 9:09 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Balfour Beattie
Replies: 46
Views: 25930

Which Christmas?
by joker
Mon Jul 28, 2008 11:29 am
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: The road diaries
Replies: 20
Views: 20559

This topic isn't any more exciting than driving on Seil roads...Safe and boring.
:sunbathing :beach Anyway, it means the worst drivers must be on holiday, driving like tourists somewhere else :beach :sunbathing :sunny
by joker
Thu Jul 17, 2008 1:18 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Spot the difference.
Replies: 3
Views: 3939

Yes, I know it's not the best quality photo Minimum, which probably explains 132 views and just one reply :lol: :o or more likely it is not as important as the fuel pump or multipersonalities on the forum. I was only wondering what is the letter A doing in GIVE A WAY? :?: Is it my poor english (I'm ...
by joker
Wed Jul 16, 2008 7:19 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Are tourists inconsiderate drivers?
Replies: 52
Views: 30885

Sleepy wrote: Touroid stops before the lay by forcing you to stop in it Seil Sally wrote: Some do not accept that part of the carriageway is single track, preferring to use the verge and expecting the oncoming driver to do the same. Haven't you two met on the road? :?: :) 8) Btw, NOS wrote Doh, doh,...
by joker
Wed Jul 09, 2008 11:09 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Are tourists inconsiderate drivers?
Replies: 52
Views: 30885

Yes, you are right PP! Why don't we det rid of all the road signs and solely rely on instincts. Think about the money we could save...
by joker
Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:19 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Spot the difference.
Replies: 3
Views: 3939

Spot the difference.

Apparently, Kilninver junction sign has been unchanged for years. :)


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Was it a proper local who did that? 8) :lol:
by joker
Fri Jun 13, 2008 7:14 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Nuisance Biker!
Replies: 12
Views: 13794

I thought we live in a civilised country...
I have a great idea for you El nombre, get yourself a pair of good ear plugs. :D 8)
by joker
Fri Jun 13, 2008 5:03 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Nuisance Biker!
Replies: 12
Views: 13794

The other "Nuisance Biker!" pulls out of Seaview and I've seen him turn into Balvicar stores. His bike is very loud and annoying, does anyone know this person???

If you think that's loud canusmellthat you must have very thin walls in your shed. :lol:
by joker
Mon Jun 09, 2008 1:29 am
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: POOR MOONRAKER
Replies: 50
Views: 42751

Yes moanraker, I know how you feel after the game with Croatia :oops: :twisted: :twisted:

Such is sport - better wins, however kicking a ball is not always a sporting behaviour...

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by joker
Sat Jun 07, 2008 5:10 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: POOR MOONRAKER
Replies: 50
Views: 42751

Teddy,
:football :football
:lol: :lol: Leave Turks, Poles and Greeks alone. The EURO 2008 has just begun... :football :football

:bananas :twisted:
by joker
Mon May 26, 2008 9:19 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Pump Problems
Replies: 6
Views: 5497

Big 4x4, hmmm perhaps it was a terrorist attack. Pentland Pirate was right saying that we need to stay alert because of Terrorist Threat! :?

Pump problems? I understand the frustration caused by current price of fuel but this pump looks a bit like the Leaning Tower of Pisa now. 8) :D
by joker
Fri May 09, 2008 4:39 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: The clachan bridge
Replies: 42
Views: 41723

Hello everybody, my name's Billy. I have recently visited your lovely island on holiday, it was great. I was a little worried about crossing the bridge, in case I hit an oncoming vehicle, so I was very happy to hear from the locals in the pub that there are going to be traffic lights shortly. http:...
by joker
Wed May 07, 2008 1:29 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Cads and bounders
Replies: 55
Views: 31456

I found this topic interesting untill Pentland Pirate asked about sexual orientation and everyone seems to disapear with a poof.
by joker
Fri May 02, 2008 12:06 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Kilninver Hill
Replies: 9
Views: 6869

I like the idea of marking the potholes with orange paint instead of filling them with tarmac. I can see the potoles early and swerve in time to avoid frequent wheel alignment service.
by joker
Fri May 02, 2008 1:19 am
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: seil games
Replies: 39
Views: 31862

That is very generous of you minimum. Even tightrope sometimes gives and don't forget your balancing poles.
by joker
Thu May 01, 2008 1:20 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Horror in The Hall
Replies: 49
Views: 36656

Sorry Eric, I didn't mean to but I think you're a funny guy too. Ja ja ja?
Some good ceilidh for you: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=LGDmY8q5wKs


and some good pole dancing: http://pl.youtube.com/watch?v=9OP8Zj7Qi1Q

Anyway, it's a shame I missed it.
by joker
Wed Apr 30, 2008 9:28 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: Horror in The Hall
Replies: 49
Views: 36656

I little birdie told me the local poles don't do ceilidhs

No, I heard that too! I also heard that they're b**gering off cos the economy's sh**e!
If you mean Poles I think they're b**gering off to Scandinavia. There is so many beautiful women and the ugly vikings were sent to Scotland.
by joker
Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:16 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: SUPPORT OUR COUNTRY
Replies: 8
Views: 7976

Yes PP, the world is getting smaller. I should have said British, apart from the difference in tea drinking times, the population of British Isles was apparently established thousands of years ago from the same people, genetically much alike. But everything changes rapidly nowadays and sometimes I t...
by joker
Wed Apr 23, 2008 10:27 pm
Forum: Seil Chat
Topic: SUPPORT OUR COUNTRY
Replies: 8
Views: 7976

It's only rumours moonraker. Being English is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then travelling home built by Polish workers, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV. And of course i...