On the web no-one knows you’re a dog So sign up as an internet star Get an avatar set, then start on your pet Themes in the old chatroom bar Hey, society’s gone down the tubes.
You can spin and berate, Preach love then preach hate Just keep the dark forces at bay Your public will love you, caress and then hug you In a virtual reality way
And what harm can come when all’s said and done, It’s a game that everyone plays We are none of us real, no-one really feels The hurts of the things that you say As you flame all the newbies and boobs
But a man on a keyboard out there Was hit by your thoughts on the screen The camel that sat on that mat Broke its back on that internet chat And a member has now gone away
There’s wars by the score and disasters galore But an internet death is discrete That man in his room read your process of doom And he’s hitting control alt delete.
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