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PostPosted: Fri Jan 01, 2010 5:06 pm 
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A married man who was not being fair
with his secretary had an affair
and one day this passionate louse
took the young lady back to her house
well we all know what happened next
to bed they went and had wild s*x

they fell asleep late ,at 8 pm rose
and as our villain threw on his clothes
he said "sweetheart this cannot hurt
take my shoes outside please
and rub them in the dirt.
mystified she complied,he slipped on his shoes
and she sat wondering what was his ruse.

He left her side with mud on his boots
and went home to his wife and his roots.
wher have you been love said his spouse
its been 8 hours since you left the house

He said my darling I can`t lie you see
I`ve been having s*x with my secretary
we fell asleep and to my shock
I did not wake `till 8 o`clock

The wife stopped quiet--considered the news
then looked down and spotted the shoes.
"Oh what a cunning swine you are Rolf
I`ve looked at your shoes dear
you`ve been playing Golf"

Teddy :smashPC

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