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 Post subject: british rail
PostPosted: Wed Dec 23, 2009 6:23 pm 
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*We apologise for the lateness of the train on platform one
this is due to delays" the announcement begun
The weathers freaky the environment fine
the winds too strong or theres leaves on the line

incredible this much i know but not as weird as the wrong kind of snow

a dislexic driver won discrimination claim
couldn`t read the timetable,yet still a train could aim.
yes he won his damages they paid him up front
never should have called him incompetunt.

Directors of network rail ,it is sure
shared £400,000 in 2004
This bonus was given (so good at the time)
Even though punctuality declined

To improve punctuality,we changed facts in reality
re-defining punctuality is fine;
We now include those that don't arrive on time

So should you wish to book a railway journey
and through human error,or computer glitch then fail
It makes no difference,right or wrong, don't phone your attorney
As if you read their rule book----- it is [b][b]never[/b][/b] British Rail

Now the channel tunnell`s in a mess
it`s all the fault of Immigrants I guess

Teddy :smashPC

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