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 Post subject: farmers story
PostPosted: Sun Nov 29, 2009 11:40 pm 
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A farmer sat down in a cafe in the city
and ordered for himself one cup of coffee
as he sat and he drank it he looked like an old boy
who would like very much his own company

A girl who had seen him sitting alone
ordered a coffee and closed off her phone
then sat with the farmer she thought a gentle man
so thus reassured conversation began

she turned to the farmer said what do you do
and he said im a farmer lass it is true
what a real country man,yes the farmer replied
the how does your day go the young lass replied

Well ive spent half my life working with cows
toiling with tractors and working with plows
fixing fencescleaning cowsheds,bailing hay
and waiting for a better day.

taking to market lambs sheep and hogs
fixing flats and training dogs
none of these did any harm-er
guess i`m just a normal farmer.

I tell you dear thats what i do
tell me lassie what of you.
I`m a lesbian she said
theres just one thought goes through my head.

I spend my whole day doing stuff
and dream of women in the buff
dream women in the shower you see
watch nakedwomen on tv

as soon as i wake in the morning i think
of naked women gorgeous and pink
even at sport when i`m out or im swimming
all I dream of is naked women.

The two sat in silence each sipped at their drink
with what had been said each needed to think
and then there came in this crowded cafe
another who joined them and this he did say

Pray tell me old timer what do you do
are you a farmer for I am one too?
'I always thought I was old man
but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'

Teddy :smashPC


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PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 10:53 am 
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It seems ive been censored
yes i do give a damn
for who ever heard of the Island of Spam

The reason for all this Spam is becos
the ladys ancestors came from Lesbos

Teddy :smashPC


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 Post subject: Re: farmers story
PostPosted: Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:32 pm 
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Sorry Teddy,

It seems you have fallen foul of the forum's automatic bad words filter. I think we can make an exception here so I have fixed it for you.

(If others are confused - the word 'lesbian' in Teddy's poem was originally rendered as 'SPAM')

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