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Author:  khartoumteddy [ Tue Aug 02, 2011 12:55 pm ]
Post subject:  The Golf Course

:realslow


Playing a new course a man got confused
not just the usual what club to use,
he saw a young lady playing ahead
walked up to her and gently then said.
"Can you tell me please what hole I'm on
it's a new course, my direction has gone?"

"Certainly sir this I'll relate
I'm on the ninth(You're playing eight)."
He thanked her profusely went back to his game
but on the back nine it happened again.
"I'm on the fifteenth as you can see
you're playing the fourteenth stood on the tee.
"Thank you for helping me, Miss once again."
then he went back and got on with his game.

He finished his game smiling so far
changed in the locker room; went to the bar,
He saw the girl on the stool at the end
"Can I buy you a drink for your help my friend?
But in conversation this rarely fails
he told her he had a' job in sales.'

She was in sales too this she told
so he asked politely what she sold.
"You'll laugh if I tell you she demurred."
"I promise I won't ." He reassured.
"I sell tampons," her next word
He fell to the floor, laughing so hard.

She said"Iit's not good, knew you would laugh ."
he said,"This tale has another half."
"I'm a toilet paper salesman,It's true."
"And I'm STILL one hole behind you!"


Roger Holcombe, © 2011, All rights reserved.

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