Favourite comment from thids ForArgyll masterpiece:
Rather than turn this into an attack on Newsie, or take some random, tenuous, political slant, at this special time we should pity the poor pilot who, in order to comply with CAA guidelines apparently, had to conduct a highly dangerous manouevre climbing onto the wing of a plane in flight, drop his trousers and defecate into a rotating engine at great risk to various parts of his anatomy. This man deserves a medal and should be named immediately so he can be recommended for some kind of award, having saved the lives of his passengers in such a heroic manner.
Newsie, when you stir after the festivities please elaborate on the detail of this story. We need to know more about this superhuman feat.